Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
