u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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