Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I believe in your delicious
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