Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize
