i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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