Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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