And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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