piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I touched a dick in church today
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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