discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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