Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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