i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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