I'm lost and stupid without you.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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