i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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