i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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