The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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