Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
