She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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