you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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