would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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