So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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