question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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