are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
