Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think a kid would responsible me up
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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