You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
