no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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