I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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