hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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