I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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