Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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