We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
It's just like the Real World with babies
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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