thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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