At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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