are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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