My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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