why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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