don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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