i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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