So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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