Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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