I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Non-Jews are for practice
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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