The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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