no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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