I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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