have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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