with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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