You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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