He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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