I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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