You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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