At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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