My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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